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[twelfthsong]

That sounds dangerously specist. But what would you have done? Would you just walk by a horse telling you that you have stupid hair or hips like a man?

[makemeasong]

[ She is literally dragging her hands down her face. ]

Hips like a man??? Where did that example come from because it sounds like something you've thought about.

[twelfthsong]

It's just an observation. Just like how I told Muffin that she had a long face it doesn't mean anything..

[makemeasong]

The comment about your hair probably didn't mean anything either.

[twelfthsong]

Oh it definitely meant something. It was her tone.

[makemeasong]

there are strings of words that sound like criticisms when you put them together.

[twelfthsong]

Yes exactly thank you for finally seeing that.

[makemeasong]

then for the record, 'hips like a man' is rude. no one on Earth thinks that's a compliment.

[twelfthsong]

[Now it's his turn to put his face in his hands.]

Yes but I didn't mean it like that - all it means is that I've seen a man with hips like yours! That's all.

[makemeasong]

And, in general, men's hips are much bigger than women's! That's what people think you're saying. And by people I mean everyone. literally everyone.

[twelfthsong]

Well who decided that? You humans and your concept gender are so confusing.

[makemeasong]

[ Clara is so tired. ]

okay
i'm guessing the horse didn't apologize. i know you didn't.

[twelfthsong]

No. Like I said she's a rude horse.

[makemeasong]

i'm finding it hard to believe that a horse picked a random fight with you, like it doesn't have anything better to do.

[twelfthsong]

Are you saying you're taking Muffin's side over mine?

[makemeasong]

I'm just saying I know you.

[twelfthsong]

She picked a fight with me not the other way around! I was defending myself!

[makemeasong]

Fine! A horse picked a fight with you!

[twelfthsong]

That's what I've been trying to tell you!

[makemeasong]

Now you've told me. What next?

[twelfthsong]

Nothing unless you can teach Muffin some manners.

[...Really he just needed to tell someone.]

[makemeasong]

I don't speak horse so that one's all on you.

[ he's such an idiot, but at least she's used to it. ]

[twelfthsong]

You don't have to speak horse to be able to teach them some manners and reform them. They have equestrian schools for that, don't they?

[makemeasong]

I'm pretty sure that's for people who want to learn how to ride horses???

[twelfthsong]

Well they still need to learn manners there and not to buck their human, don't they? You're a teacher! You should be able to teach a horse some new tricks.